Once in a While...

you get to use a good line to great effect. I was talking to a co-worker about a report of sexual abuse amongst teachers locally. So I sighed and said:

If only teachers could marry...:

According to Worldnet Daily:

According to a major 2004 study commissioned by the U.S. Department of Education – the most authoritative investigation to date – nearly 10 percent of U.S. public school students have been targeted with unwanted sexual attention by school employees, and in those cases, 40 percent of the perpetrators were women.

Read the whole thing.

(Via Lex Communis.)

She did a double-take, so I had to point out that this was a standard comment during the Long Lent. The look of enlightenment when she made the connection was reward enough.