Why Doesn't Google Translator

do a job like this?

Translating the “catholics For Choice” statement about Pope Benedict:

When Pope Benedict announced his abdication, the heretical “catholics for Choice” issued a statement.    I didn’t want to sully my hands with it but someone else got out the little plastic bag and did the dirty work.

At the blog Acts of the Ashpostasy, we find a little parsing of their statement.  Holding your nose helps a little.

Read the whole thing.

(Via What Does The Prayer Really Say?.)